Because it needed to be done.

I’ll be drinking soda since I’m not old enough to drink. Let’s see how this goes. I’ve never really created a drinking game (or played one for that matter), so I apologize if I’m not doing it right or if it is really lame. 

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2 sips every time John does something stupid. 

3 sips every time John does something sexy.

1 sip every time Susan blantantly rejects John. 

1 sip every time the daughter does something adorably innocent. 

2 sips for every character that dies.

1 sip every time you forget what’s going on because you were too busy staring at Jeffrey Combs’ face. 

2 sips whenever you feel really sorry for Georgio.

1 sip every time something gross happens.  

3 sips whenever someone wants someone to search the castle.

1 sip for every person who doesn’t believe John.

2 sips when a hooker gets killed.

1 sip for every innuendo in the movie.

1 sip every time someone overlooks something drop-dead creepy. 

1 sip every time John is a terrible father. 

1 sip whenever someone says a really stupid line while trying to be completely serious about it.

2 sips for when someone ignores an obvious sign. 

1 sip whenever John ignores his daughter.  

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Lets see how hyped up on sugar I’ll be by the end of this…