Because it needed to be done.
I’ll be drinking soda since I’m not old enough to drink. Let’s see how this goes. I’ve never really created a drinking game (or played one for that matter), so I apologize if I’m not doing it right or if it is really lame.
2 sips every time John does something stupid.
3 sips every time John does something sexy.
1 sip every time Susan blantantly rejects John.
1 sip every time the daughter does something adorably innocent.
2 sips for every character that dies.
1 sip every time you forget what’s going on because you were too busy staring at Jeffrey Combs’ face.
2 sips whenever you feel really sorry for Georgio.
1 sip every time something gross happens.
3 sips whenever someone wants someone to search the castle.
1 sip for every person who doesn’t believe John.
2 sips when a hooker gets killed.
1 sip for every innuendo in the movie.
1 sip every time someone overlooks something drop-dead creepy.
1 sip every time John is a terrible father.
1 sip whenever someone says a really stupid line while trying to be completely serious about it.
2 sips for when someone ignores an obvious sign.
1 sip whenever John ignores his daughter.
Lets see how hyped up on sugar I’ll be by the end of this…